AI Slop Magic Eraser

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Strips the tells of machine-generated writing from a document while preserving its meaning exactly, then corrects errors, hallucinations, contradictions and unrequested inventions. Removes hedging, sycophancy, meta-commentary, inflated register, formulaic cadence, em dashes, emojis and decorative symbols, and equally fixes the opposite failure - clipped aphoristic prose that asserts instead of informs. Use when text is described as reading like AI, like ChatGPT, generic, templated, bloated, corny, cringe, or "not how I talk"; when it reads as clipped, punchy, noir, hardboiled, over-confident, preachy, or like it is performing authority; when polishing any model-drafted README, spec, ADR, PR description, report, email or client deliverable before it ships; when asked to de-slop, tighten, clean up, or humanize writing; and when reviewing prose a model produced for anything it invented or contradicted. Read it BEFORE drafting a document someone else will read, not only after. Ships a deterministic linter (scripts/slop_check.py) for the countable tells; the judgment calls stay in the procedure. Not for changing what a document argues, and not for code logic.