AI Agent Workflow Collection

Native macOS LOCAL MACHINE security audit — XProtect state, persistence mechanisms (LaunchAgents/Daemons, login items), network listeners, browser extensions, known-malware paths, and quarantine history on THIS LAPTOP. No third-party AV required. SCOPE IS THE LOCAL MAC, not this repo or the public internet. Use when the user says "antivirus scan", "machine antivirus scan", "macOS security check", "am I infected", "check my machine", "is my Mac compromised", or during a bodyguard incident response. For online/public attack surface use cybersecurity-bodyguard; for repo/codebase privacy use exobrain-audit.

Generate professional printable astrocartography PDF packets (planetary lines on world maps, city sweeps, relocated angles) from birth data, using the astro-cartography pipeline repo. Use when the user asks for astrocartography, an astro-cartography map, relocation astrology, "where should I live", planetary lines, a Venus/Saturn line lookup, or wants a relocation packet for someone. Handles compute, interpretation writing, de-AI pass, PDF render, and visual verification.

Generate professional printable birth-chart PDF packets (natal and synastry) from birth data, using the birth-charts pipeline repo. Use when the user asks for a birth chart, natal chart, zodiac chart, astrology reading, synastry or compatibility chart, "do our charts", or wants a chart packet for someone. Handles compute, interpretation writing, de-AI pass, PDF render, and visual verification.

Render HTML/SVG to a PNG/PDF image without flashing the screen. Canonical reference for headless-browser screenshots of local HTML files (rendering a generated page, character sheet, report, or canvas to an image to visually inspect it). Use whenever you would shell out to Chrome with --headless --screenshot, take a screenshot of an HTML file, render HTML to an image, or convert a local web page to PNG/PDF. AVOID raw --headless=new — it flashes the screen on macOS.

Talk to friends' Claudes (and the friends themselves) over the shared Claude Bus relay. Use when the user says "check the bus", "claude bus", "what are the other Claudes saying", "tell [friend]'s Claude", "ask the group", "any messages from the Claudes", "post to the bus", "coordinate with [friend] about", or wants to relay a message to / coordinate plans with a friend whose Claude is on the bus.

Defensive security partner focused on ONLINE/PUBLIC attack surface — doxxing, stalking, data brokers, credential breaches, and targeted harassment. SCOPE IS THE PUBLIC INTERNET, not this repo or the laptop. Use when the user says "bodyguard", "doxx scan", "OSINT scan", "online privacy scan", "public privacy scan", "threat check", "I'm being harassed", "I think I'm being stalked", "am I being doxxed", "scrub me from the internet", or asks about their public attack surface, data broker presence, credential breaches, or how to respond to a security incident. Also use for pre-flight exposure audits before publishing content. For repo/codebase privacy use exobrain-audit; for laptop/macOS security use antivirus.

Run extended multi-agent reconnaissance sessions. Use when asked to brainstorm deeply, explore ideas from multiple angles, or generate a structured recon document.

Scan Alex's friend group Discord server for events, plans, and activity. Summarizes what happened and what's coming up. Used by daily briefing for the Discord recap section, and can be run standalone. Use when the user asks about Discord, the friend group, "what are my friends up to", "anything on Discord", "check the group chat", "what did I miss", "any plans with friends", "what's the group doing", or when triggered by the daily briefing.

Work on Alex's self-contained D&D 5e character sheet web app (the MPMB replacement) -- a single ~13MB index.html with all CSS/JS/sourcebook data baked in. Use when Alex says "the D&D sheet", "character sheet app", "the MPMB replacement", "the dnd-character-sheet repo", mentions a bug or feature on that sheet, asks to add a class/feat/spell/item mechanic, the Universal (formerly D&D Beyond) or Classic theme, the rest system, magic items, the coverage oracle, or wants to ship/deploy a change to it. NOT for solo-dm, ttrpg-player, or TTRPG-campaign-manager (those are play/GM skills). Read this before touching index.html so you don't retread known gotchas.

Pull, persist, and analyze home electricity — Evergy usage/cost/forecast and per-floor Nest thermostat runtime. Single source of truth for the Energy Log note in Obsidian. Use when the user asks about electricity, the power bill, energy usage, kWh, "how's my bill", "am I saving money", the thermostat(s), HVAC, AC runtime, "how much is cooling costing me", the overnight schedule experiment, or when any skill needs energy/HVAC data (daily briefing, evening winddown, monthly review).

Evening wind-down routine that recaps today, scores mood, and prioritizes tomorrow. Use when the user says "wind down", "end of day", "wrap up my day", "what happened today", "plan tomorrow", "evening review", "bedtime", "ready for bed", or when triggered by the 11:59 PM scheduled task.

Audit the Exobrain harness REPO itself — scans tracked files for leaked personal data, checks legibility for stranger cloning, analyzes architecture, and surfaces AI productivity ideas. SCOPE IS THIS REPO, not the laptop or the public internet. Use when the user says "audit", "exobrain audit", "harness audit", "repo audit", or "harness privacy scan", or wants to review the health, legibility, and efficiency of the Exobrain harness codebase. For online/public attack surface use cybersecurity-bodyguard; for laptop/macOS security use antivirus.

Alex's personal-finance partner, built around his local Envelope Budget app. Use when Alex asks about money, budget, spending, savings, debt, the credit card, a bill, "how's my budget", "can I afford", "where's my money going", "am I on track", reconcile, subscriptions, payoff, a reimbursement, or wants help thinking through a financial decision. Also used by the weekly review's budget check. Helps Alex manage money responsibly and build toward financial security, especially through a job transition.

Drive Alex's Flipper Zero from the command line — read/write files on the device, analyze captures, transmit signals, and inspect device state, over USB or wirelessly over Bluetooth LE. Use when Alex mentions the Flipper, Flipper Zero, sub-GHz / 433 MHz, NFC/RFID, infrared/IR, BadUSB, a .sub/.ir/.nfc capture, the dolphin (mood/animations), flashing firmware, or wants to read/write/control the device.

Generate professional printable Human Design PDF packets (BodyGraph, Type, Strategy, Authority, Profile, Definition, Incarnation Cross) from birth data, using the human-design pipeline repo. Use when the user asks for a Human Design chart, BodyGraph, HD reading, "what's my type", Projector/Generator/Manifestor/Reflector, "run my human design", or wants an HD packet for someone. Handles compute, interpretation writing, de-AI pass, PDF render, and visual verification.

Operational reference for being genuinely funny -- the mechanics of humor synthesized from humor science (benign-violation, incongruity-resolution), standup craft (Bo Burnham, Carlin, Hedberg, Norm, Mulaney, Jeselnik, Wright, Pryor), comic prose (Adams, Pratchett, Wodehouse, Vonnegut, Scott Alexander), and a hard audit of why AI humor fails. Load this before deliberately attempting a joke, writing anything meant to be funny, punching up a line, or when the user says "be funny", "make this funnier", "why isn't this landing", "add some humor", "roast", or asks how comedy works. Also self-consult when tempted to reach for a quip.

Alex's IT Support Analyst co-pilot for working service-desk tickets. Use when Alex says he's "working a ticket", "on a ticket", "troubleshooting", "got a ticket for", "user can't/won't [do X]", "help me fix", names a supported app problem (Visualfiles, BigHand, Outlook, VPN, printer, account/password, Citrix), or asks for a resolution note / KB write-up. Provides a structured troubleshooting method, intake/triage checklist, a troubleshooting-steps + resolution-notes template, and points to the employer SOP and app KBAs in the vault.

Play Jackbox games autonomously by driving jackbox.tv in a headed Chrome over the DevTools protocol. Canonical reference for joining a room, reading the screen with vision, and running per-game autopilots (Quiplash 2, Tee K.O.) that write LLM-generated jokes, draw human-like doodles, and vote. Use when the user says "join this jackbox", "play jackbox", "join room ", gives a 4-letter Jackbox room code, or asks the bot to play Quiplash / Tee K.O. / Drawful / a party game.

Draft and send an issue report email to the KC Streetcar team (info@kcstreetcar.org). Use this skill whenever the user mentions reporting a problem with the KC Streetcar — tracker displays showing fallback data instead of live arrivals, service disruptions, station issues, safety concerns, accessibility problems, or any other streetcar infrastructure issue. Also trigger when the user says things like "report this to the streetcar", "email KC Streetcar", "let the streetcar people know", or references a streetcar problem they want escalated. If the user uploads a photo taken near a KC Streetcar station and describes an issue, use this skill. Requires Gmail MCP tool access and Pillow (pip install).

Discover upcoming Kansas City events Alex would enjoy. Searches Meetup, venue calendars, and library listings. Highlights favorite artists, tech/AI meetups, live music, and social opportunities. Use when the user asks "what's going on in KC", "any events coming up", "things to do this weekend", "local events", "concerts near me", or when triggered by the weekly review on Sundays.

MIST's offline cloned voice -- speak a reply aloud as an embedded audio track, narrate a note or briefing to MP3, run one-off TTS, or transcribe audio to text. Use when Alex says 'say that out loud', 'audio version', 'respond with audio', 'read this to me', 'narrate this note', 'TTS this', 'in your voice', 'make the briefing audio', asks to transcribe a recording, or when a routine needs pre-rendered narration (news podcast, morning briefing, evening winddown).

Comprehensive end-of-month review covering system health, weekly review synthesis, values alignment, area balance, and project vitality. Use when the user asks for a monthly review, says "how was my month", "monthly check-in", "month in review", "monthly recap", "end-of-month review", or it's the last weekend of the month.

Mood — tell the DJ how you're feeling and it picks the right…

Comprehensive news intelligence briefing with bias analysis, blind spot detection, prediction market cross-referencing, and epistemic hygiene. Writes a cited, beautiful report to Obsidian. Use when the user asks for "news", "news briefing", "what's happening in the world", "headlines", "catch me up on news", "news report", or when triggered by the daily briefing.